iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every pieceΒ of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

grumpsgame:

jerkidiot:

disqusting:

talk-to-trees:

electricfunicole:

twentiethcenturyfoxxxx:

majestic-stoners:

the-maddabber:

emzileh:

gnumblr:

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proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

classicdaisycalico:

Remember that one underrated pun in β€œthe Suite Life of Zack and Cody?”

ajantas:

yes please get that poor girl away from Nash Grier

ajantas:

yes please get that poor girl away from Nash Grier

queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, β€œFuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

punklean:

when u pass by mcdonalds and your mom just looks at u and says β€œno”

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starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirrorΒ